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Thursday, October 24, 2002

Enough Already!!

There were something like a dozen ads for the Maryland gubernatorial campaign on TV tonight, and several mornings at subway stations there's all this campaign literature. So far I've learned the following from campaign propaganda...
Glendening and Townsend are solely responsible for the recession...
Bob Ehrlich voted to abolish the federal government...
Glendening and Townsend steal money from schools...
Bob Ehrlich favors giving guns to the criminally insane....
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend is an ineffectual snob...
Bob Ehrlich is a closet racist....
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend wants to tax your income 100% and throw dollar bills at passers by in a Baltimore parade...
Bob Ehrlich derives orgasmic pleasure from dumping toxic waste into Chesapeake Bay...
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend can't walk and chew bubble gum at the same time...
Bob Ehrlich kicks cute little puppy dogs in his spare time....
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend is posessed by demons...
Bob Ehrlich is the devil in disguise. ...

I'm glad I don't live in Maryland. I wouldn't want to vote for either of these people.


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