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Monday, August 04, 2003

Don't you just hate being at the back of the line at catered lunches?

* The only sandwiches left are tuna salad, some vegetarian thing, and one turkey on rye with seeds. Blech. (Of course, sandwiches that are premade and wrapped in cellophane are lousy anyway, since the cellophane traps in moisture and makes the whole thing taste soggy.)
* Honeydew melons are the only thing that's left from the fruit salad. The people in the front of line grabbed the pineapples, the strawberries, the raspberries, the grapes, and the blueberries.
* Diet Pepsi is the only thing left for soda.
* The only cookies left are sugar.
* The only potato chips left are the ones in the little pieces you find at the bottom of the bag.


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