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Tuesday, December 30, 2003


Michael Jackson's spokesman quit.

How about having that job?

It's gotta be like being Antarctica's Minister of Tourism. Or the president of the Young Republicans at some place like Swarthmore or Antioch. Or perhaps it's more like coaching the Arizona Cardinals most weeks.

I imagine it involves a lot of slapping one's forehead in frustration.


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