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Saturday, January 31, 2004

Wings of Desire (or Who Needs Title IX?)

A 99-pound woman from Alexandria has won Wing Bowl.

Not only is she female; I'm almost twice her size. And I have a big appetite. But hers is at least double mine. That's pretty amazing.

What is Wing Bowl, you ask? It's a chicken-wing eating contest held annually in Philadelphia the Friday before the Super Bowl. Check out these photo highlights from a previous Wing Bowl.

Philly is a town where they can fill a hockey arena for a chicken-wing eating contest. No wonder they come in near the bottom in those "Healthiest City" surveys, down there with those places in the Deep South where it's too humid to move four months out of the year.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


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